I remember when Michael Jordan came back from retirement (the first time). I was about 10 and it was easily one of the most amazing moments of my childhood. I felt utter, true happiness. There had been rumors for a while, but I remember the morning it became official. I was eating breakfast at a restaurant in New York City with my family when I saw it… the sports page of the Daily News or some other NYC staple: a full-page photo of Jordan with his succinct, perfect quote: “I’m back.”
(I tried to find it for you guys with no success, but here’s the Sports Illustrated cover after his comeback with the same idea.)
So, in that same spirit, I have decided to make my own comeback and make another blog post. (I like to be ultra dramatic and compare myself to His Airness at any and every moment possible.)
After reading my last laughable post where I promise exciting blog entries to come, I shall try not to make any more ridiculous declarations that may or may not come true. I will post when I can and when I want, and that time has finally come.
In short, I have made it to Vegas. And I haven’t regretted the move for a second.
I love this city. I feel so at home here, so at peace, and so content. I am in a crazy and exciting place, with quirky and outrageous characters who are generally happy. It is wonderful.
But before I tell of my tales here, I shall tell you how I got here.
Yes, I got here alive and in one piece. As many of you know, I am not a good driver. In fact, I am a bad driver. So, when I was forced to drive a U-Haul truck with my car attached to the back of it, some of you understandably held your breath. I knew it was a risky ordeal when I read the fine print of the U-Haul agreement I had signed. “Contact us at 1-800… if you have any MAJOR accidents.” The point was clear: if you get in any minor accidents, deal with it yourself and pay us back when you drop this bad boy off.
The most nerve-wracking moment of my drive came when I nearly ran out of gas. That is not easy to do since these things hold a ridiculous amount of fuel (sadly, it cost me over $100 to fill it up with unleaded). But I was’t paying attention and before I knew it, the light was blinking and the gauge had me at empty. I saw a sign for gas on the highway, but I was in the fast lane. I tried to get over, not an easy task when you’re driving something 15 yards long, and I missed the exit.
I told myself to calm down, that I would simply get out at the next exit. Then I saw the next sign: “Next exit — 55 miles.” I was in the middle of the desert and it was mid-afternoon, but I had heard that you burn more gasoline with the AC on, so I immediately turned it off. Sweat began pouring down my head profusely. In my troubled times, I remembered two things: the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer wants to see how far he can drive with the ‘low fuel’ light on and Nick Punzalan.
Nick was a fellow classmate and teammate of mine in high school, and a local Jersey guy who drove me home a few times. Always wanting to make sure he didn’t waste any gas because he paid the bills, he told me that he tried never to use his brake at all on the highway.
With that mentality, I pursued the next 55 miles of desert driving. I tried to keep a steady speed, but on inclines, I would go as slow as 35 mph and on major declines, I’d be rocking and rolling at 80 mph. After a while, not only was the light blinking, there was some kind of beeping and an electronic screen I didn’t even know was there before stated, “LOW FUEL.”
Luckily, I made it to a gas station, filled up, and survived to tell the tale.
When I got to Vegas, I dropped off all my stuff in a storage unit, but just as I was finishing the unpacking, I proceeded to see a fireball go up in the air and take out electrical wires about 20 feet away from me. Knowing that this was probably not a safe environment, I sprinted from my truck, car, and storage unit and told the people at the front desk. Here is a photo from my cell phone.
You can see my open U-Haul truck and Honda Accord on the right half of the screen. It was like a typical Las Vegas summer day, 115 degrees, and somehow an old abandoned house right behind the storage units caught on fire and quickly got out of control.
The fire department came and shut down the area. Fortunately no one was injured and my car was moved out of harm’s way.
There were plenty of other small, amusing stories to tell about the journey, but time has taken a toll on my memory. On to life in Vegas…
I have been volunteering with the Obama campaign most days I’ve been here. I was offered an opportunity to take a full-time position, but I politely turned it down because I wasn’t ready to give up 80-90 hours a week. I do volunteer in between 20-40 and have learned a lot about a campaign on a ground level and have met a lot of fascinating people.
Poker has been kind to me. I am making money and paying the bills. I feel very confident I can support myself playing cards, still not convinced I could support a family though. For now, however, life is grand. I set my own hours, play a lot of cards, and am pretty much content.
Hopefully, I’ll update this thing with a little more frequency, but no promises…
Thanks to everyone who has been commenting and urging me on. It worked.