Cleaning Day
May 18, 2008The Dirt Devil might be one of the greatest machines of all time.
The amount of filth it has picked up from my carpets is both alarming and very impressive.
Yes, today I finally got the urge to clean my apartment up. It looks and feels like a new place. A 22-year-old living alone does not always live in the cleanest of environments, and that has been true of me the past few months.
But today, out of nowhere, I decided to go on a cleaning binge. Swifters on the floors, vacuum on the carpets, 409 on every table top around.
So, world, if you’re thinking about visiting me in Stigler, Oklahoma, there is no better time than the present. Because you know this won’t last long…
Dude, I’ve never even heard of Stigler. 2000 is the population? That’s about one apartment building in an actual city.
What in heaven’s name do you do there? School? Work? Is it fun?
Cleaning sounds like a productive idea, namely since I live in a dumb that is many times as old as I am.